儿童英语小故事：三分钟英语小故事

小编：关于英语的小故事 英语风趣小故事 I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. Id

　　关于英语的小故事

　　英语风趣小故事

I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，缔造了什么事？ 一个男孩咬了我一口，伊凡说。再见到他你能认出来吗？妈妈问。他走到哪里我都能认出他，伊凡说。他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢？ 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy." A Good Boy
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 昨天给你的钱干什么了？ 好孩子
我给了一个怜爱的老太婆，他答对说。 你真是个好孩子，妈妈高傲地说再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴致呢？她是个卖糖果的。
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied theboy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里不曾奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉疚。这家的小男孩默默地解脱了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：孩子，你的眼睛即使比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？ 在捕鼠夹上，先生。那小男孩说。好客
面试人员给一位前来应征的男士一张阅历表，于是就填了这样的消息——
姓名：English or Chinese□英文的还是中文的？
年岁：Confidential（这是私人问题）
身高：Not related to the job（这跟工作有关系么）
体重：Varies all the time before lunch or after（随时变换饭前饭后都不同
居住地：At what stage of my life please be more specific（那是一个奇特的地方，我性命的舞台）
电话：Ericsson（爱立信手机）
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls（只留给美丽和丰饶的女孩）
上班日期：The shorter the better（越短越好）
应征职位：A position that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls（找一个不做什么实事，但能被美女包抄的职位）
学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university（毕业于一个你找不着的大学
语言实力：Fluent in bullshits（侃大山是专长）
兴致：Sleeping and sleeping（睡得天昏地暗）
生日：正月初七
经验：Fooling around all the time（游戏人生）
曾任职位：Decent or not decent□please be more specific（高级的或许低级的都是一种经验）
已婚未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl□hopefully can find in your company（我正在寻找美丽又丰饶的女孩，巴望在你们公司能找到
未来巴望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible（只尽职主席台谈话，并且巴望尽早退休）
巴望待遇：Lesser workload the better（比的确工作量拿得多就行
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
老鼠的第二语言也主要
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来漫步，陡然她目睹一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道："汪，汪，汪"，猫听了极端胆寒，拼死跑走了。
母老鼠回过度洋洋自得的对孩子说："当前你获悉外语的主要性了吧。"
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。汤姆：真蹩脚，儿童英语小故事：三分钟英语小故事怎么回事儿？约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
There was a barber in a developing country who had a little shed at the roadside to cut hair, and a certain man used to come in regularly for haircuts. One day he noticed that a dog was always sitting underneath, near the chair where the customers sat for their haircuts. So the man asked the barber, "Is that your dog?" And the barber replied, "No, he always comes every day. It's not my dog. I don't know whose dog it is." Then the customer asked, "So if it's not your dog, you never feed him, right?" And the barber said, "No." And the customer said, "Then why does he always come here every day?" And the barber answered, "He's waiting in case an ear comes off." A Very Patient Pooch
一处侧陋的乡下，一位理发师傅在路边的小棚子帮人理发。有位常常 来理发的男士，留神到有一只狗老是酷爱坐在客人的座椅旁边，于是 他问师傅：那是你的狗吗？师傅答：不，不是我的狗，我不知 道那是谁的狗，不过，它每天都会来。那个客人又问：不是你的狗，那你素来不曾喂过它吗？师傅答对：不曾。客人又问:那它为什么每天都来？师傅答对：它在等看看有不曾耳朵掉下来。 耐性的狗

　　不管选择哪家英语培训机构，都要先去领取试听课程，让孩子体验一下，看看哪家的老师教学方法更适合自己，再来选择；在这里也分享下试听地址给大家一下：【】

　　简短的英语小故事

　　Story 1 Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.

故事一 三个好好友
一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他目睹树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他极端的胆寒，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却不曾窍门救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象降临了。大象极端壮实，救出了兔子和猴子。他们降临大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好好友。

Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat
An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.
The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: You are a fool cat. I will punish you! the cat is very sad. He thinks：When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.
故事二 老人和老猫
一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也极端老了。她跑得很快，可是牙齿很蹩脚。一天王还是那个，这只老猫目睹一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，可是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锐利了。这只小老鼠窜逃了。
老人很怄气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：你这只蠢猫！我要处罚你！猫极端伤心，它想：在我还年青的时候，我为你努力工作。当前你却因为我太老了不能工作而不酷爱我。你应该获悉你也老了。

Story 3 Spring in the Green Season
Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.

故事三
春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月降临，当初候还是很冷，可是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子初步变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。
春天也播种的季节。

Story 4 Look for a Friend
Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. Hello! Would you like to be my friend? Sam answers: Of course! But you are sound. I am flat. The round fish days: But we are both fishes.
Sam thinks and says, You are right. Let’s be friends. They become good friends.

故事四： 找好友
塞姆是一条小鱼，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤寂，想要找一个好友，那个好友看起来要想他。 塞姆目睹一条墨鱼。墨鱼有8条腿，看上去不像塞姆。所以塞姆游走了。塞姆遇见一条鲨鱼。他想跟鲨鱼问好。鲨鱼张开大嘴，塞姆有急速地窜逃了。
塞姆又累又饿，他要歇息一会儿。这时他目睹一条圆鱼，圆鱼对他说：你好！你愿意做我的好友吗？
塞姆答对：好哇！可你是圆形的，我是扁的。圆鱼说：可是我们俩都是鱼啊！
塞姆斟酌后说：你讲得对，让我们做好友吧。他们就成为好好友了。

 能够短些吗？

 大略要多少字的

 额，4,5句话吧

 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 你看这个能够吗翻译成中文已经很短了 或许这个呢George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.."

 能够英语句子短些吗？刚才我说的不是汉语，是英语句子

 George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.."这个英文只有三句话啊，不好改短了

 好像太短了

 三分钟够了呀，讲得慢一点，有感情一点

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